May 1st: After going to a BBQ and eating quail for the first time:
Oscar: "They give you bobos and you can't see them. The invisible quails. They bite you."
After some thought and about 5 minutes of rambling to himself in the back seat: "The invisible turtle quails are the good guys. They don't bite you. They make energy like gas and gasoline for making the car go, and for lights and televisions. They're not bad guys."